We have all heard how Spain attracts the worst type of Brit? Well here is a collection of the worst news, views and stories from the expat community in Spain. If it is tacky, dodgy or embarrasing we want to hear about it!

Contributions are welcome, criticisms will be ignored.

Sunday, September 23, 2007

The Tackiest Brits Abroad?

Maybe there is a cheesier pair of Brits abroad, but I doubt it. These two have all the best British qualities; humility, dignity, taste and style!

Click on the link below to visit their website. For best effect make sure your sound is on.

http://www.theeuesdens.com/

Have you ever seen such a natural beauty as our Mich though? And how much do you think it cost them to rent the ferrari? As much as it cost to buy her wigs?

Please have a look at the 'Personally Speaking' section, if only to get a look at Steve in his dashing pink sports coat. Do you think he got the song mixed up and wore a white carnation? Still they both impart some real pearls of wisdom and anybody who is going to make that kind of contribution to mankind should not be laughed at. Shame on us!

Thank you Steve and Michel.

BREAKING NEWS: According to this blog the Eusdens aren't just conceited and tacky, but are dishonest as well. Of course BritsPain doesn't have any opinion on whether they are dodgy or not, we stay above such things.

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just to confirm the ferrari was a contra deal. they gave the bloke front page advertising for a month or so, in exchange for the car for two or three days.

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Don't worry everyone, Michel Euesden and her poodle Steven have done a runner and the newspaper is going bust. Don't take my word for it though - see this article here:

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And with far superior newspapers such as The Olive Press making inroads on their territory, it won't be long now before the infamous and very boring Euro Weekly News bites the dust.

What comes around goes around!!!!

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PS

Their website was a complete flop. Michel and Steven were not the Costa del Sol celebrities that they thought they were!!!!!!!

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